Hey Bill, here's one for you - I am quite sure the News reporter Mr Broom intended the humour but read this: http://tinyurl.com/3x8xvud

Dad gets irate with a traffic warden while parked to pick up kid - the paper quotes as follows:

"The court was told the barrage of abuse left the traffic warden shaking and in tears. She reported the incident to the police when she returned to the parking office.

Councillor Arthur Mandry, who is in charge of public protection matters, said: 'This is an excellent result."

LOL. I bet he's had a few tickets in his time ;)